my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

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"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies)

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my heart says yes but my mom says no

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When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.
― (via nie-harmonie)

(Source: these-greatexpectations)

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