my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
my heart says yes but my mom says no